Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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