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(708): View more from Illinois

Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.

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(630): View more from Illinois

dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!

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(847): View more from Illinois

So I'm banging this nun...

(314): View more from Missouri

Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...

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(708): View more from Illinois

I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt

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(310): View more from California

based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick

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(217): View more from Illinois

she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work

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(207): View more from Maine

I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that

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(586): View more from Michigan

When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"

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