we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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