I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
i've created a new STD.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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