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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"

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