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(954): View more from Florida

so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral

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(816): View more from Missouri

Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"

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(630): View more from Illinois

Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.

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(810): View more from Michigan

GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

and then he started using my ass as a stressball

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(651): View more from Minnesota

If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.

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(716): View more from New York

i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.

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(970): View more from Colorado

We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.

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(303): View more from Colorado

conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex

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