You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I had to cum in my sink.
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