like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he thought i was a dude.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
