So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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