Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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