Sacagawea was the original milf.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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