don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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