I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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