yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
handjob tips. give me some.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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