She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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