I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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