wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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