I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Alive.
So much puke
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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