You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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