I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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