I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
you made out with another girl for some wings
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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