Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
and you fell through a lawn chair
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
