lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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