a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I forget how to act sober
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