I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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