How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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