theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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