Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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