Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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