So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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