You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
kristin has been a bad kristin
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
