so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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