yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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