She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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