Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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Goodbee
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
