well I can't set my house on fire every night
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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