my mouth tastes like poor choices
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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