think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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