totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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