She said her name was "party"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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