sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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