I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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