I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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