You work out of a Hotel?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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