Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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