The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I pour the whiskey from now on
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
