If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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