The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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