When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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