Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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