just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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