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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

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(415): View more from California

well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart

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(802): View more from Vermont

Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...

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(773): View more from Illinois

I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?

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(904): View more from Florida

All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off

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