If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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