Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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