Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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