I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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